{"id":175262,"date":"2025-07-09T13:34:41","date_gmt":"2025-07-09T18:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bismarckcafe.com\/blogs\/store\/why-not-minot-because-its-too-damn-cold-satirical-mug"},"modified":"2025-07-14T15:27:27","modified_gmt":"2025-07-14T20:27:27","slug":"why-not-minot-because-its-too-damn-cold-satirical-mug","status":"publish","type":"store","link":"https:\/\/www.bismarckcafe.com\/blogs\/store\/why-not-minot-because-its-too-damn-cold-satirical-mug","title":{"rendered":"Why Not Minot? Because It\u2019s Too Damn Cold Satirical Mug"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"si-container\">\n<h2>Description<\/h2>\n<p>If you\u2019re from North Dakota, you\u2019ve heard the expression\u2026 why not Minot? While there are plenty of reasons why Minot is a great place to live, we all know the one drawback is that it can get darned cold. Unless you\u2019re one of those few who like 50 below temperatures.<\/p>\n<p>This 11-ounce coffee mug features a funny graphic of a boy and his dog frozen inside an ice cube with the text \u201cWhy not Minot? \u2026because it\u2019s too damn cold.\u201d Makes a great gift or keepsake for North Dakota residents and natives.<\/p>\n<p>***Free domestic ground shipping in the United States.*** Artwork designed by a fellow North Dakotan. Size: 11 ounce Base Color: White Microwave and Dishwasher safe<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Description If you\u2019re from North Dakota, you\u2019ve heard the expression\u2026 why not Minot? While there are plenty of reasons why Minot is a great place to live, we all know the one drawback is that it can get darned cold. Unless you\u2019re one of those few who like 50 below temperatures. This 11-ounce coffee mug [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":175263,"template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175262","store","type-store","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckcafe.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/store\/175262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckcafe.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/store"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckcafe.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/store"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckcafe.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/175263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckcafe.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bismarckcafe.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}